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I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all
do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post
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oedipus came in and out of the same vagina
motherfucker
yeah essentially
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BEDROOMS.
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
That middle one is a real life yaoi bed
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Reblogging this, for example, is more important important than tweeting it.
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And she never forgot him…
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tell me that i’m adorable and that you want to have rough sex against the shower wall
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once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
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consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:
fuck
i’mfallingdownallthesestairsWell, at least you
don’t live under them.stop being so overdramatic harry
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